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sexidennis
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Joined: 17 Aug 2005
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 Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:27 pm Post subject: A simple math problem |
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:roll: Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question,
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."  |
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WinterSnow
karaoke champion
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Joined: 23 Sep 2005
Posts: 572
Location: New Zealand
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| Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:23 am Post subject: |
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| ahh~ ~ soo cute !! :P |
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tsang_yue_fen
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Joined: 03 Nov 2005
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Location: cebu
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| Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:36 am Post subject: |
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| haha intelligent kid.. |
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Arsenal
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Joined: 05 Dec 2005
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| Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:11 am Post subject: |
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haha!!! very good...nice..
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deranged_child
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Joined: 11 Dec 2005
Posts: 52
Location: Glasgow
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| Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:29 pm Post subject: haha |
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| haha so funny |
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Zeki
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Joined: 13 Dec 2005
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| Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:10 am Post subject: |
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| WinterSnow wrote: |
| ahh~ ~ soo cute !! :P |
cute? did we miss the innuendo there??? :shock: |
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kutorice2002
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Joined: 11 Jan 2006
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Location: melbourne
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| Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:25 am Post subject: very funny |
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| very funny and hahaha |
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.s2.BerrY
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| Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:54 am Post subject: |
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| aaaahhh!!! how cute!!! i like the way he was thinking!! lol |
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9lamour*
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| Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:29 am Post subject: |
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| LMAO!! that's funny!!^^ |
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WhiteLotus
local karaoke star
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Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Posts: 370
Location: CA
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:51 pm Post subject: |
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| sexy question! |
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Gilene
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| Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 3:44 am Post subject: |
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| hahaha funny funny funnny |
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sungjen
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| Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:43 pm Post subject: |
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| smart kid. that kid could make me look like an idiot anytime :D |
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azngrl08
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Joined: 13 Nov 2006
Posts: 58
Location: Virginia
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| Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Haha.. Funni and GOOD one too! |
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crazi_azn
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Joined: 27 Nov 2006
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| Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:49 am Post subject: |
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| what a kid!!! |
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frozen.ice--
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| Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:39 am Post subject: |
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LMAO! I like the way you're thinking.
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