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WinterSnow
karaoke champion
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Joined: 23 Sep 2005
Posts: 576
Location: New Zealand
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 Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:45 am Post subject: Smart Women {funny Story} |
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**Its long but quite good**
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him. Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket." She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him. "You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a cheque." |
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Kelvin88
newbie
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Joined: 25 Aug 2005
Posts: 21
Location: The Netherlands
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| Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 6:11 am Post subject: :P:P:P |
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aaaaahww verry smart:P:P
i think i must look out for womans:P
just kidding:P:P:P:D |
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SKLll
newbie
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Joined: 18 Sep 2005
Posts: 4
Location: Brooklyn
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| Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:35 pm Post subject: |
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lol, nice one  8) |
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allzen3
singing sensation
Male
Joined: 11 Mar 2005
Posts: 102
Location: brooklyn
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| Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 9:52 pm Post subject: lol |
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| thats great... |
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Edi_xx_Effect
newbie
Female
Joined: 03 Oct 2005
Posts: 3
Location: Lawrence, Mass
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| Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:39 pm Post subject: |
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| cool joke lol |
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twinsmaniac
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Female
Joined: 02 Jul 2005
Posts: 12
Location: California
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| Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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LoL. Funny..xP
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Wanna play Gopets with me? ^.^
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kutorice2002
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Male
Joined: 11 Jan 2006
Posts: 9
Location: melbourne
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| Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:33 am Post subject: lol |
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| very funny cool joke |
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.s2.BerrY
newbie
Female
Joined: 30 Oct 2005
Posts: 12
Location: Sydney
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| Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:50 am Post subject: |
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| heehee. smart smart!! |
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