Who is smarter. Men or Women

[allzen3]

One evening, a man and his girlfriend were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."


The man said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, the man went to sleep.

The very next day, he opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. So they went out to have a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. He walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so he told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so he said lets get a pair for each outfit. They went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. she was so excited. She must have thought the man was one wave short of a shipwreck. The man started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracket when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. The man think he threw her for a loop and said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

He could hardly contain himself when he blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

He then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently the guy is not having sex that night either....but at least that b***h knows who is smarter.

[WinterSnow]

hahaha !! very smart man !! she must be soooo **************** lol !!

[Lozerish]

hahahaha, smart man.
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[ykz]

haha great! :P

[crazi_azn]

that's very smart of the man, the woman probably wouldn't have sex with him for at least a week

[stupid_mui]

hes mean=\
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[wrainebow]

ha ha that's hilarious! Good for him

[TVBobsessed]

lol, very stereotypical
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